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Well I don’t know everything the kids have learned so far as we close on day 4 of homeschool, but some of what they have learned is really obvious.

Like how to use the label machine.

I have found labels on containers, doors, light switches, chairs, people, clothing, mirrors and on and on.

If a label can fit there is probably one on it.

And they are not labeling them by their actual names either…

The light switch says ‘bra’

The mirror says ‘so-and-so loves so-and-so’

The washing machine says ‘savage’

One door says ‘Trump 2020’

And on and on

So if anyone is looking to hire a label machine expert or a comedian, I have a kid who excels at both