Put a hooded sweatshirt on the dog and spend an hour laughing hysterically at everything he does because everything a dog does in a hooded sweatshirt is hilarious

Tease your sister

Sit in the yard and pull grass

Make a huge pile of the grass and bury the dog and then take videos of him emerging from his grass bed

Then take turns burying each other with the grass

Tease your sister

Play a thousand rounds of Around the world

Pick up sticks, literally, from the yard and earn a pack of Now and Laters from your dad

Make face prints on the windows

Hide pieces of meat in the yard and see which dog finds it first

Avoid your mom because if she senses boredom she will find you a job

See how many of the jobs your mom assigns you can be done while seated in the wheelchair you bought off Craigslist for $20 (to practice wheelies in)

Tease your sister

Claim to be hungry and raid the pantry every half hour

Go through as many art and craft supplies as humanly possible

Invent reasons to be on an electronic

Get denied by electronic headquarters

Bag and plead to electronic headquarters to no avail

Tease your sister

Build a play barn out of scrap wood (I always thought scrapwood was one word, but the computer is underlining it in red)

Read the last of your library books over and over (cuz who knows when they’ll open again)

Ride your bike

Push it up the driveway when the chain falls off

Put your little brother’s chain back on 10x in a day

Organize a game of kickball

Get so mad because someone misplaced the ball pumper upper and you really need it

Ask mom to order a new one on Amazon, and add ten more items to the list while you have her attention

‘Accidentally’ land a frisbee on the porch roof so someone will have to go up to get it

Toss the cat up there too to make it worth the trip

Scare the beejeepers outta your mom by dropping from the gutter right in front of her and laugh hysterically because that is even funnier than a dog in a hooded sweatshirt

Quarantine activities for moms:

1. Make food

2. Clean it up

3. Repeat